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* If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

* Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

* Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

* When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

* Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

* If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

* Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

* What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

* I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

* I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

* I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

* Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

* How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

* Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

* Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

* Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

* Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

* For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

* OK, so what's the speed of dark?

* Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

* Black holes are where God divided by zero.

* All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

* I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

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