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-=[ Joke Number 642 ]=-

 [ << ] Cults [ >>
Cult that specializes in certain hair-care products: Jojoba's Witnesses
Cult that specializes in certain male toiletries: Mennenites
Cult that specializes in drooling: Salivation Army.
Cult that specializes in men's hairstyles: Himdus.
Cult that worships derrieres: Booty-ists.
Cult that specializes in lingerie: Panty-costals.
Cult that uses everyone else's churches: Roamin' Catholics.
Cult that specializes in finding things: Seeks.
Cult that worships the stock market: Dowists.
Cult that specializes in marquees: Signtologists.
Cult that trains actors: Methodists
Cult specializing in maps: Chartists
Cult that specializes in crowds & mobs: Congregationalists
Cult that trains astronomers: Universalists
Cult that takes advantage of everyone: Opportunists
Cult that worships bedsheets: Muslins
Cult that vows to get even: Avengalists
Cult that prays standing in running water: Creek Orthodox
Cult that worships vegetables: Carrotsmatics.
Cult that shuns scissors and razors: Hairy Krishnas. (Dave Coble)
European Pagan cult that sells furniture made from willow shoots: Wicker (Nat)
Cult that sells table accessories: Shakers.
Cult of Jamaican hookers: More, Mon?
Cult of main-street "cruisers": Moonies.
Cult of subliterate pickpockets: Loot-runs.
Cult of Horn & Hardart customers: Press-biterians.
Cult that sells do-it-yourself deities: Assemblies of God.
Cult for people with only five ribs: Pentacostals.
Cult for people with one of everything: Unitarians.

[By Dennis Hammes]

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