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| [ << ]|| Beeing From NW Pennsylvania || [ >> ] |
| You know you're from NW Pennsylvania when: |
* You've never met any celebrities
* Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway
* "Vacation" means driving through Cook's Forest or going to Waldameer
* You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
* You measure distance in minutes
* Down south to you means West Virginia
* You know several people who have hit a deer
* You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Presque Isle"
* Your school classes were cancelled because of cold
* You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way
* You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
* You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
* You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July
* You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
* You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
* You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."
* All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain.
* De-tassling was your first job
* Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and accompanied only by ketchup and a dill pickle slice
* You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
* You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
* When asked how your trip was to any foreign, exotic place, you say,"It was different."
* You consider being called a "Pork Queen" an honor.
* You carry jumper cables in your car.
* You drink "pop".
* You know what "cow tipping" is.
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