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| If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. |
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called brightness, but it doesn't work.
A classic is a book that is much praised yet rarely read. An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in themselves than in me.
I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
Hang up and drive!
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
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