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-=[ Joke Number 59 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Baby Talk || [ >> ] |
| A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. |
"Yes, I am," said the doctor.
The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth." He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"
"Yes, I am," she said.
"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said. He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"
"Yes, I am," his father answered.
The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger repeatedly saying, "I want you to know that THAT HURTS!"
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