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| How do you scare a man?|
- Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
- Women working at 900 numbers.
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?
- In the pages of a romance novel.
What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
- Exchange him.
Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
- No phone numbers.
Why do men like smart women?
- Opposites attract.
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