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Little Johnny is visiting the zoo with his mother. They go to the elephant exhibit, where a big old bull elephant is taking a leak. Johnny points to the pachyderm`s privates and says, "Mommy, what`s that?" Mommy, seeing the huge penis, turns bright red and says, "Oh, that`s nothing. Never mind. Come along now." A few weeks later, Johnny is at the zoo with his father. Johnny grabs his dad by the hand, and pulls him over the elephants, saying he has a question. Once there, Johnny points to the elephant`s penis and says, "Daddy, what`s that?" Dad replies, "Didn`t your mother tell you?" "Yes, she told me it was nothing." "Well, That's true. That's nothing for your mother."

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