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-=[ Joke Number 559 ]=-

 [ << ] The Difference in politics [ >>
A little old lady called 911. When the operator answered she yelled, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself."

"What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.

"Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat???"

"Because, you damn fool, if he were a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"

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