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-=[ Joke Number 552 ]=-

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This virus warning is genuine...

There is a new virus going around, called "WORK". If you receive any sort of "WORK" at all, whether via email, Internet or simply handed to you by a colleague... DO NOT OPEN IT.

This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open "WORK" or even look at "WORK" have found that their social life has been totally destroyed, their interpersonal connections have been deleted and their brain has ceased to function properly. If you do encounter "WORK" via email or are faced with any "WORK" at all, then, to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words "I've had enough of your crap, you can take it and #@&%#... I'm off to the pub". The "WORK" should automatically be wiped out of your system.

If you receive "WORK" in paper-document form, simply, drag and drop the "WORK" to your Garbage/Recycle can. (If you want to be sure that it will not harm your system, use the shredder bin instead). Log out and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer (or rum punch).

After repeating this action 14 times, you will find out that "WORK" will no longer be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the greatest cartoon ever. Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT have anyone in your address book, then, I'm afraid the "WORK" virus has already corrupted your life.

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