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-=[ Joke Number 538 ]=-
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| A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, you know we have a wonderful system at the fire station. |
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we al slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to screw all night.
The next night he came home from work and yelled BELL 1 the wife took all her clothes off. When he yelled BELL 2 the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled BELL 3, they began screwing.
After a few minutes the wife yelled BELL 4. Whats this BELL 4 asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE", SHE REPLIED, "YOU'Re NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"
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