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-=[ Joke Number 523 ]=-

 [ << ] Murphy's Household Laws [ >>
A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in inverse proportion to his ability to actually do the work involved.

Leftovers always expand to fill all available containers plus one.

A newly washed window gathers dirt at twice the speed of an unwashed one.

The availability of a ball-point pen is inversely proportional to how badly it is needed.

The same clutter that will fill a one-car garage will fill a two-car garage.

Three children plus two cookies equals a fight.

The potential for disaster is in direct proportion to the number of TV remote-controls divided by the number of viewers.

The number of doors left open varies inversely with the outside temperature.

The capacity of any water-heater is equal to one and a half sibling showers.

What goes up must come down, except bubble gum and slightly used cereal.

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