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-=[ Joke Number 508 ]=-

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Director:
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
Stronger than a locomotive
Faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Talks to God

Senior Manager:
Able to leap tall building with a running start
As strong as a locomotive
As fast as a speeding bullet
Can walk on water only if seas are calm
Talks to God occasionally

Manager:
Walks around buildings
Stronger than a toy locomotive
Faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water only if he knows where stumps are
talks to God only if addressed

Lead Tech:
Walks into walls
Can barely lift pencil
Is out run by snail
can't even jump small puddles
mutters incoherently

Terminal/ Dispatch tech:
Lift building and walks under
Kicks train off tracks and flosses with rail
Catches bullets in teeth
With a glance can freeze any body of water
Only God knows what they'll fix next

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