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-=[ Joke Number 503 ]=-

 [ << ] Irish Philosophy [ >>
There are only 2 things to worry about
Either u r well or u r sick.

if u r well then there's nothing to worry about..
but if u r sick
There r 2 things to worry about

either u will get well or u will die
if u get well
there is nothing to worry about
if u die
There r 2 things to worry about

either u will go to heaven or hell
if u go to heaven there is nothing to worry about
but if u go to hell...

You'll be so busy shaking hands with friends
You won't have time to worry!

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