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-=[ Joke Number 486 ]=-

 [ << ] It's that time of year again [ >>
 MERRY CHRISTMAS
 
     better !pout !cry 
     better watchout 
     lpr why 
     santa claus <north pole >town 
 
     cat /etc/passwd >list 
     ncheck list  
     ncheck list 
     cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist 
     cat list | grep nice >giftlist 
     santa claus <north pole > town 
 
     who | grep sleeping 
     who | grep awake 
     who | grep bad || good 
     for (goodness sake) { 
                          be good 
                         }  

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