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-=[ Joke Number 481 ]=-

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Why did the chicken cross the Road ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Colonel Sanders was after him.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his friend Gregory Peck.

Why did the chicken go round and round? It was sick of crossing the road, so it gave the light bulb a spin.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the barking lot!

Why did the graduate student cross the road? He was writing his dissertation on the chicken.

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To get to the car accident on the other side.

Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck in the chicken.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida.

Why did the scientist cross the road? To invent the other side.

Why did the second chicken cross the road? He was stapled to the first chicken!

Why did the suicidal person cross the road? Because he missed all the cars.

Why did the tachyon cross the road? Because it was already there.

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station!

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice ? A - Because it was a dirty double-crosser.

Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans!

Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break.

Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face.

Why did the chicken cross Mass. Ave.? To get to the Co-op. (The Harvard Co-operative Society (i.e. bookstore) is located on Massachusetts Avenue (pronounced Mass Av) and is referred to as the coop (one syllable as where a chicken or pigeon lives))

TURKEY

Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to Mexico where they don't celebrate Thanksgiving!

OTHER

Why did the duck cross the road? He was a little down in the mouth.

Why did the lion cross the road? To get to the other pride.

While I'm driving down a country road my wife sees a turtle in the middle of the road. She insists I stop, then she carries the turtle to the side of the road. After she gets back in and we drive off, she says: "I think that turtle is grateful that it won't get hit by a car now." I replied: "I don't know, considering that turtle had spent all morning trying to get to the OTHER side of the road and you put it back where it started."

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station.

PEOPLE

Why did the woman cross the road? Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen anyway.

Why did the scientist cross the road? To invent the other side.

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To get to the car accident on the other side.

Why did the aerobics instructor cross the road? Someone on the other side could still walk.

Why did Dr. Kevorkian cross the road? To help the patient find the other side.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road? To take over the other side.

Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.

Why did the Saddam cross the road? Cause he still had his dick in the chicken!

Why did the Fairy Stepmother cross the road?
1. The chicken was temporarily unavailable as it had been turned into a pumpkin.
2. Cinderella was too excited at the prospect of scoring with the Prince to have any sense of direction.
3. The evil stepmother was too busy poisoning the apple (fairy tales cross-pollination)
4. The Prince was too busy fitting a new dress for the ball (Cinderella was in for a rude shock).
5. My boss has gone out to lunch and, as I am writing this drivel, I have no time to cross the road.

CAVEMAN 1: Why did chicken cross road?
CAVEMAN 2: Ugh! That joke old already!

A farmer with lots of chickens posted the following sign. ... "Free Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."

[ Stan Kegel, kegel@fea.net ]

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