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-=[ Joke Number 477 ]=-

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Why did the chicken cross the Road ?

But why did the chicken cross the road again? Because it was a double-crosser.

How did the chicken cross the road? With it's feet.

How did the chicken cross the road? With it's feet. Chickens can't fly.

What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because it heard that the referee was blowing fouls

Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide.

Why did the chicken cross the Moebius Strip? To get to the other...um...err

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was part of the punk's earring.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the light was Green!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the National Guard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that IT CAN BE DONE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo/raccoon that it was possible.

Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road? To take over the other side.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To get a chick!

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice ? Because it was a dirty double-crosser.

Why did the surreal chicken cross the road? Frying pan handle.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was too chicken.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he/she had no guts!

HOW

How can you make crooked cops cross the road? With your Visa card.

How did the dead baby cross the road? Stapled to the chicken!

How did the politican make the road cross? He broke a campaign promise to it.

How did the priest make the road a cross? He painted another line.

How often does Hailey cross the road? Every 76 years or so.

No one could tell, really. She was mumbling to herself about peace and quiet. She circled the block a couple times and came back a lot happier.

WHAT

What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest? Look at the orange mama laid. (pronounce it like 'marmalade')

What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole? A twenty-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M? A cock that won't melt in your hand.

What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night. What does a pig put on sunburn? Oinkment.

WHATS

What's the difference between chicken and meat? If you beat your chicken it would die

What's the difference between hookers and roosters? One says "Cock-a-doodle-doo", the other says "Any-cock'll-do". Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside.

WHY

Why are chickens so ugly? They have a pecker on their face

Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken..woo..

Why did Dr. Kevorkian cross the road? To help the patient find the other side.

Why did Edmund Hillary cross the road? Because it was there.

Why did George Bush cross the road? He thought that crossing would be "prudent at this juncture"

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side.

Why did John Bobbitt cross the road? It heard there was a cock on the roadside!

Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!!! double-crosser.

[ Stan Kegel, kegel@fea.net ]

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