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-=[ Joke Number 473 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Chicken: A Dialogue (36) || [ >> ] |
| Why did the chicken cross the Road ? |
Every chicken crosses the road for a cause. Some of the causes I like and some causes I don't. And of course, there are chickens which don't know what they do and why they cross the road. In such cases, just call it "chicken crossed the road" and leave it there.
Because it had a dream! Believe me, following your dreams, however wild they might be, is very much like taking a ride in Hyderabad city buses! ....
It is the free-market forces at work. There is more supply of chickens on one side of the road and demand on the other side. But me at a loss to tell, what is the correlation between chicken and telugutvam ? Before the single cell martians transformed into a homo sapiens race, have they assumed an avian-biped form somewhere in the evolutionary path? Then, was there a CHATA (Chicken Association of Telugu Americans) that spearheaded telugutvam among the american chicks?
You cannot expect every chicken to cross the road with a commitment to social change. Then, what about the beautiful gait of "asocial" chickens?
Whether there is any social cause behind a chicken crossing the road or not, I generally have a good time watching this event and marvel at the fact that the whole show was possible because of the willingness of the chicken to volunteer its time and efforts. To that extent it is commendable.
Using kaun-kiskaa cosmological model it is conceivable to construct a proof with iterative procedures in transfinite domain to show that the chicken does indeed cross the road. (Note that, kurt-el theorems do not prevent the construction of formal models!) To somehow provide a mystical interpretation for this occurrence is at best a matter of faith...
Of course, as long as people want to see the only the 'chicken' but not the 'crossing', there is never a point.
A sincere chicken is free. Does it cross the road for critics ? May be the answer lies in simply accepting that there are some good chiCKens and some which are not.
The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at that temporal juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being. I also managed to see a historical inevitability.
It's the swadharma of the chicken and its vaasanas that caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Before giving a label to the chicken, we have to look at what else it has to do.
It is the result of the psychodynamics of the subconscious forces. Well, I must admit that my knowledge about the theories on (chicken) psychology is very amateurish.
To nurture chicken culture and language on the other side of the road.
It is simplistic to view that the chicken mind is corrupt or unlearning. Much like human nature, chicken nature is rich and complex; and the reasons for chicken crossing the road are nontrivial and fascinating with enormous scientific interest and human significance. Further, no chicken is so powerful to willfully cross the road, if the road itself is not ready for such an event.
Oh, the chicken crossed the road, 'plop! plop! fiss! fiss!' What a relief it is! Ah, let us have a separate discussion on commitment, Sartre, and Marxism as a philosophy applied to chickens!
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated. This event, when interpreted in haste seems to mean something great and profound, yet in truTH the continued propaganda about this event is the expression of personal obsessions of a chosen few ... (Author Unknown)
[ Stan Kegel, email@example.com ]
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