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-=[ Joke Number 442 ]=-
| [ << ]|| The Funeral || [ >> ] |
| A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. |
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is alive. In fact, she lives for ten more years!!!
Alas, she finally dies and the funeral is again held at the same synagogue.
At the end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking down the aisle the husband cries out ...
"Watch out for the wall!!!"
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