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-=[ Joke Number 427 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Wisdom Teeth Extraction Costs || [ >> ] |
| How Much to Extract Wisdom Teeth? |
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth?
"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.
"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $60." But it will be pretty painfull.
"That's still too expensive," the man says. It does not matter how painful it is.
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20." That could be more pain then you can stand.
"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."
"Hm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."
"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"
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