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-=[ Joke Number 425 ]=-

 [ << ] Chicken: Phantom Menace(27c) [ >>
Why did the chicken cross the Road ?

Queen Amidila: (1) I will not condone a course of action that would harm any chicken attempting to cross the road.
(2) He's gone too far this time. I will tell the senate and he will be in a lot of trouble.

Jar Jar Binks: Exsqueeze me. Mesa need help finding chicken is.

Qui-Gon Jinn: (1) He has a very high level of chickochonrium.
(2) The force is unusually strong with him.
(3) He sensed a disturbance in the force.
(4) I want to train that chicken.
(5) He is the chosen one. He will bring balance to the road.
(6) If you are afraid of being hit by an eighteen wheeler, don't cross the road, my friend. I sense something in this chicken. Crossing the road must not be an accident. It is the work of the Force.

Darth Maul : At last the chicken can reveal itself.

Anakin Skywalker: I'm the only chicken who can cross the road.

Shini Skywalker: What does your heart tell you?

Mace Windu: You refer to the prophesy of the one who will bring balance to the road. You believe it is this chicken.

Yoda: (1) We'll be watching his career with great interest.
(2) Fear is the path to the wrong side of the road.
(3) The future of this chicken clouded is.
(4) Too old that chicken be to cross the road. Vague my worries are.

[ Stan Kegel, kegel@fea.net ]

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