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-=[ Joke Number 418 ]=-
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| Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?|
A: Both of them.
Q: What's a man's idea of a romantic evening?
A: A candlelit rugby stadium.
Q: What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
A: One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching its ass and the other's a chimpanzee.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop to ask directions!
Q: What does PMS stand for?
A: Putting (up with) Men's Stupidity
Q: What do electric toy trains and breasts have in common?
A: They're usually intended for the children, but it's the husbands who end up playing with them!
Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock
Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: Why did god make man before woman?
A: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy
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