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| At this point, the Russians have more freedom than we do. They got rid of their Communist overlords. We still have our IRS masters. |
Everybody would be much happier if they paid taxes with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
My husband and I have a 50/50 marriage. I give and he takes.
Stupid sign in front of an exterminator's office: "Bug of the month, mice."
Athenism is a non-prophet religion.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains very popular.
I asked my mom to send a 10-minute hug through the mail. It arrived, 12 homemade chocloate chip cookies.
I think the Rolling Stones have started gathering moss.
A neighbor is a person who is always doing something you can't afford.
A moron is anyone who doesn't laugh at your jokes; also one who does.
An idiot is anyone who sends you e-mail to complain about you attempt to provide a little humor. (I'm glad HUMOR is 99.44% idiot free).
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