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-=[ Joke Number 415 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Got Some New Pigs. || [ >> ] |
| President Clinton is arriving back in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. |
When he reaches the bottom of the stairs the Marine sharply salutes him as usual.
Clinton says: "I'd salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full."
The Marine replies: "Yes Sir!, mighty fine Pigs sir!"
President Clinton responds: "These aren't just ordinary pigs Marine, they are pure Arkansas Razorback Pigs!!"
The Marine replies: "Yes Sir!, mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!"
The President then responds: "I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea!"
The Marine replies: "Yes Sir!, Good Trade Sir!"
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