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-=[ Joke Number 406 ]=-

 [ << ] Ways to impress the opposite sex [ >>
How To Impress A Woman:

Compliment her
cuddle her
kiss her
caress her
love her
stroke her
tease her
comfort her
protect her
hug her
hold her
spend money on her
wine & dine her
buy things for her
listen to her
care for her
stand by her
support her
go to the ends of the earth for her....

How To Impress A Man:

Show up naked.
Bring beer.

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