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Why did the chicken cross the Road ? Monty Python and The Holy Grail (25):

King Arthur: What do you mean? The European or the African variety??

Bedevere: To prove that it was lighter than a duck.

Black Beast of Aaaaurghh: Aaaarghh!!!

Bridgekeeper: What is its favourite colour?

Dennis: To elect a better government.

Dingo: Naughty Naughty chicken! It deserves a spanking.

Knight of Ecky-ecky: To get us a ..... shrubbery .

Herbert's Father: It's ~not~ to cross the road, understand?

Galahad: It was sworn to chastity.... but I think I can stay a bit..

God: To find the Grail!

The Guards: So... even if you come can get it, we're not to cross the road...

Prince Herbert: It didn't want to cross the road, it wanted to....sing..

Historian: Ahhhh!!!

The Black Knight: None shall pass!

Lancelot: To perform a dashing and heroic rescue!

Brother Maynard: You would too if you saw me holding the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch .

Knights of Ni: Because we threatened to say `Ni!' to it!

Robin: Whatever the reason, it was definitely not running away!

Minstrel: The chicken ran away, the chicken ran away..

Tim the Enchanter: It had such big, nasty, pointy teeth!!!

Villagers: Burn it!

Zoot: Because we are eight score blonds and brunettes and we ~are~ so lonely...

[ Stan Kegel, kegel@fea.net ]

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