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-=[ Joke Number 399 ]=-
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| Legend has it that there is a coffee bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie ---*poof*--- you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. Soooooo.... |
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
*Poof* the mirror swallows her up.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive".
*Poof* the mirror swallows her.
Then, an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think...".
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