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-=[ Joke Number 397 ]=-

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Why did the chicken cross the Road ?

Marv Albert: Well, actually he was cross dressing.

Ami Amin: A hundred chicken heads will fall for this dastardly act.

Lizzie Bordon: I'm just a little girl and an orphan. How could I know a chicken with its head chopped off could still run.

Lorena Bobbitt: She was a cut above the others

Mr. Bobbitt: Something was missing from his life on this side.

Robert Dornan: They were illegals stealing the election from a real American.

Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

Hugh Grant: He was up to his old tricks.

Saddam Hussein: (1) This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
(2) It is the Mother of all Chickens.

Rodney King: Why can't the chicken just cross the road?

Ted Kaczynski: To mail a letter.

Mark Lane: There is new, irrefutable evidence that the chicken did not act alone.

Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.

Mary Kay LeTourneau: To teach a young cock a lesson.

Monica Levinski: She had been offered a missionary position, so she came across to get a head of the leader.

L.A. Police Department: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Cotton Mather: She is a witch in league with the devil, who must be Bar-B-Qued on the stake.

Charles Manson: It was Helter Skelter.

Col. Oliver North: (1) I do not recall any such events. I had no knowledge of these occurences.
(2) National Security was at stake.

Oramge County Supervisors: Because Merrill Lynch advised it.

Brian Patterson and Amy Grossberg: To trash unwanted eggs.

O. J. Simpson: (1)It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
(2) He didn't. But if he had, it would have been because he loved her very much.
(3) To find the real killer.

Lorell Sprewell: I know I shouldn't have choked him but he had stepped over the line when he crossed the road. What was I supposed to do, ignore it.

Kenneth Starr: (1 )It proves there was a cover-up and something pretty foul was going on.
(2) In view of President Clinton's dealings with the Tyson Poultry Company, the matter of the chicken crossing the road is under investigation for its possible connection with the Whitewater affair.

Willie Sutton: Because that's where the money is.

Linda Trapp: She told me everything and I have the tapes to prove it.

Mike Tyson: I dunno, but that ear sure tastes like CHICKEN!

Louise Woodward: To shake up her brood a little.

[ Stan Kegel, kegel@fea.net ]

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