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-=[ Joke Number 372 ]=-

 [ << ] Internet Explorer 4.0 Source Code [ >>
 /* Internet Explorer 4.0 Source Code */
 /* Visual C-- 6.66 */
 /* Copyright 1998, Microsoft Empire */
 
 /* #include "netscape.h" */
 /* #include "mozilla.h" */
 /* #include "realjava.h" */
 #include "activex.h"
 #include "hype.h"
 #include "bgrules.h"
 #include "fakejava.h"
 #include "crash.h"
 #include "bluescrn.h"
 #include "memhog.h"
 
 #define SUBLIMINAL_MSG   = "Bill Gates rules.  Send him $200 now."
 #define BLACK_MAIL_ERROR = "Send $500 to Microsoft or IE will trash your
 computer so hard it won't ever work right again."
 
 char make_prog_look_big[3200000];
 char blacklist[8]; 
 
 blacklist[0] = "home.netscape.com"
 blacklist[1] = "www.linux.org"
 blacklist[2] = "www.ibm.com"
 blacklist[3] = "www.vcnet.com/bms"
 blacklist[4] = "www.enemy.org"
 blacklist[5] = "www.corel.com"
 blacklist[6] = "www.caldera.com"
 blacklist[7] = "www.usdoj.gov"
 blacklist[8] = "www.apple.com"
 
 void main()
 {
 /*   show_copyright( "Netscape Communicator 4.01" );  */
    show_copyright( "Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.01.12.1232 beta 2" );
 /*   load_throbber_anim( netscape_mozilla.gif );  */
    load_throbber_anim( dancing_subliminal_e_logo.bmp );  */
 /*   load_java_compiler;  */
    load_activex_compiler( NO_SECURITY );
    load_fake_java_compiler( CLAIM_COMPATIBILITY_WITH_SUN );
 /*   default_homepage_URL = "http://home.netscape.com"; */
    default_homepage_URL = "http://home.microsoft.com";   
 
    allow_html_tag( MARQUEE );
    allow_html_tag( BLINK );
    allow_html_tag( BILLRULES );
 
    if( search_for( "netscape.exe" ) )
    {
       system( "CD\NETSCAPE" );
       system( "DEL *.*" );
       initiate_blue_screen( NOW );
    }
 
    send_email( "1984@microsoft.com", "Subject: Lemming personal info" );
 
 /* Note to bob@microsoft.com: Tell marketing that IE is Y2K compliant,
    just don't say how it is */
 
    if( date_year < 1970 )
    {
       date_year = date_year + 100;  /* Y2K compliancy code */
    }
 
    while (!bluescreen)
    {
       update_active_desktop;
       update_subliminal_message;
       animate_stupid_throbber_anim;
       
       if( current_URL_is_on_blacklist )
       {
          send_email( "violations@microsoft.com", "Subject: Lemming
                       attempted to view blacklisted/censored site" );
          initiate_blue_screen( NOW );
       }
 
       load_webpage( current_URL );  
 /*      parse_html( WITH_NETSCAPE_EXTENSIONS ); */      
       parse_html( WITH_MICROSOFT_EXTENSIONS );
   
       initiate_blue_screen( FIFTY_PERCENT_CHANCE );
  
       if( user_attempts_to_turn_off_activex )
       {
          send_email( "brainwashing@microsoft.com", "Subject: Lemming
                attempted to disable ActiveX, brainwashing requested" );
          initiate_blue_screen( NOW );
       }
           
       if( user_attempts_to_turn_off_active_channels )
       {
          send_email( "spam-gateway@microsoft.com", "Subject: Lemming
                       attempted to disable ActiveChannels, send 
 		      spam email advertising MS Push Technology" );
          initiate_blue_screen( NOW );
       }
    }
 } 

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