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-=[ Joke Number 3645 ]=-

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Top Ten Signs That You Know It's Time to Join Emailers Anonymous

10. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom, and check your email on the way back to bed.

9. Your firstborn is named Dotcom.

8. You turn off your computer and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

7. You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop in your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.

6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.

5. You find yourself typing "com" after every period.com

4. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

3. You move into a new home and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

2. You start tilting your head sideways to smile :)

AND THE NO.1 SIGN THAT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN EMAILERS ANONYMOUS:

1. Immediately after reading this list, you email it to someone.

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