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-=[ Joke Number 3639 ]=-

 [ << ] Believe in Santa Claus? [ >>
A woman woke up one morning deciding that she hated life and wanted to end it. She went on the top of her roof. As she was about to jump a man called out to him telling him to stop.

She asked, "Why shouldn't I jump?"

And the man replied by saying, "you see I am Santa Claus."

"Are you serious" the woman replied."

"Of course I am, Don't you see the big belly and the beard."

Convinced that the man was Santa Clause she asked what could she do for him.

Santa replied by saying, "I can give you anything you want but you have to give me a kiss."

"The woman puckered her lips and Santa started to kiss her.

10 minutes later Santa Claus was still kissing her, when she turned around and asked if Santa was really sure that he was going to give him everything she wanted.

Santa Clause replied by saying, "Yes. But let me ask you a question.

Does a big girl like you still believe in Santa Claus?"

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