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-=[ Joke Number 3620 ]=-

 [ << ] The Frog [ >>
A woman walked into a pet store one day to get some supplies. She went up to the cash register to pay for them and she saw a sign next to a small fish tank that said, "Pussy eating frogs - $2.00″ So not to be embarrassed she whispered to the cashier, "I'll take one of those." The cashier said, "Ok, now here are some instructions. Take them home and do every thing they say, in order."

The woman went home and did every thing the instructions said. She first took a bath, then she put on some perfume, then she put on a sexy nightgown, then she laid on the bed with the frog between her legs. She waited and waited and nothing happened. She thought maybe she did something wrong, so she did everything over again and still nothing. She called the pet store and told the manager, "Look, I've done everything the instructions said and this frog won't do anything." The manager said, "I'll be right there."

The manager arrived and the woman showed him again every thing she had done. The man picked up the frog and said, "I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

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