`-=[ Joke Number 3608 ]=-`

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Car Accident

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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of their car are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman say, "So you are a man and that is interesting. I am a woman. Wow, just look at our car! There is nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from god that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied. "I agree with you completely."

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here is another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, the man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and than hands it back to the woman, The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on and hands back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

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