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-=[ Joke Number 3568 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Little Boy and Girl || [ >> ] |
| There was once this little boy, and everyday he walked home from school past a little girl's house. |
One day this little girl was playing outside, so the little boy walked up to her with his brand new football and said "See this football? This is a boy's toy and only boys can play with this." So the little girl got angry and ran inside to tell her mother.
The very next day the little girl showed her brand new football to the little boy, who got angry and ran home. The next day, the boy showed up with a new boy's bike and said, "See this bike? This is a boy's toy and only boys can play with it."
So the little girl got angry and ran inside to tell her mother, and the very next day had a brand new boy's bike.
The little boy got so angry that he pulled down his pants and said, "You see this, only boys can have this, girls can't."
And again the little girl ran inside to tell her mother.
The next day, the boy came back and asked here if she got one.
The little girl pulled up her shirt and said, "My mommy says as long I have a pair of these, I can get as many of those as I want."
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