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-=[ Joke Number 3518 ]=-
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| "We'll always have Wal-Mart." |
"You had me at 'Sooooey!'"
"Houston, we have a 'possum."
"Are you CRYING? There's no crying in NASCAR!"
"Of all the trailer parks in Pine Cone County, she had to pull her '68 Rambler into mine."
"Use the horse, Luke!"
"I ate his ribs ... with some pinto beans and a shot o' Jack Daniel's."
"Hokey opera and ancient museums are no match for a good tractor pull, kid."
"I know what you're thinking ... did he fire six shots or only five? Well, heck if I know! You KNOW I can't count no higher'n three since the chainsaw accident!"
"You want a tooth?! You can't HANDLE a tooth!!"
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