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-=[ Joke Number 349 ]=-

 [ << ] Chicken: Foreign Leaders (17) [ >>
Why did the chicken cross the Road ? Foreign Leaders Other (17):

Ami Amin: A hundred chicken heads will fall for this dastardly act.

Tony Blair: This was an important breakthrough in the peace process.

Tung Chee-Hwa: The chicken still has the right to cross the road, but she should not do it in a way which will cause embarrassment to Beijing.

Hong Kong Tourist Commission: The chicken was tested. The chicken was not infected. The chicken was attempting to evade the deadly human flu which has been spreading throughout the poultry population of southern Guangdong Province. There is no cause for alarm.

John Constantine: Because it'd made a bollocks of things over on this side of the road and figured it'd better get out right quick.

Shiela Copps (Deputy Prime Minister of Canada): (1) BECAUSE I SCREAMED AT IT REAL LOUD!
(2) Okay, I know that the chicken promised it would cross the road if the Liberals failed to eliminate the GST, but it was a stupid promise to make and the chicken deeply regrets ever making it. However, the chicken will not be crossing the road because to do so would cost tax payers $500,000.
(3) (a few days later)Alright! Alright! The chicken will cross the road like it promised. But it'll be right back again. Now leave me alone.

Stephen R. Covey: When the chicken and the road can work together for the win-win, the result is synergy!

Jean Cretien, (Prime Minister of Canada): (1) "It wasn't a chicken, you know, it was an Inuit carving of a loon. But the RCMP should have been there anyway..."
(2) Wear the fox hat.

Quentin Crisp: The difficulty with chickens is that they are not returnable.

Aleister Crowley:Because it was its True Will to do so.

Stephanie Daniels: It was the turtle's day off.

Mike Harris, (Premier of Ontario):Like evrything else in this province, it was facing the axe.

Saddam Hussein: (1) This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
(2) It is the Mother of all Chickens.

Kadafi: To take over the other side. Li Peng: The chicken was a hooligan who was attempting to subvert the legitimate system of government. We peacefully ended the rebellion by the criminal elements. This is an internal matter, and any intervention into Chinese affairs by a foreign government will be considered an act of aggression against the People's Republic of China.

Margaret Thatcher: There was no alternative.

Brian Tobin (new premier of Newfoundland): It followed the cod.

Sun Tzu: If you know the vehicles and you know the traffic pattern, you need not fear the result of a thousand crossings of the road.

[ Stan Kegel, kegel@fea.net ]

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