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-=[ Joke Number 3440 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Oarsmen News || [ >> ] |
| One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal Nile barge goes down to speak to the oarsmen in the hold of his ship. |
"Men, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the Queen will be joining us today for a trip up the Nile."
The men cheered and sang the praises of the Queen.
The captain then continued, "The bad news is, she wants to go water skiing."
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