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-=[ Joke Number 3421 ]=-

 [ << ] Offensive Valentine Cards [ >>
Valentine Cards that didn't make it

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled ... SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown ... but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey ... and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty."

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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