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-=[ Joke Number 3401 ]=-

 [ << ] My Living Will [ >>
New Living Will Form

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives dependedon it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

A Bloody Mary,
A Margarita
A Bourbon & Branch
A Cosmopolitan
A Vodka and Cranberry
A Steak
A Cigarette
The remote control
Chocolate
Sex

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my family and friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

Signature: ___________________________

Date: ___________________________

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