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-=[ Joke Number 3375 ]=-

 [ << ] Answering Machine Message: [ >>
Dan: Hello. Jane and I aren't here right now but if...
Jane: Dan, what are you doing?
Dan: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here.
Jane: But you left the last one -- it's my turn.
Dan: No, I'm sure it's my turn.
Jane: No, you selfish #@%@%!$. It's definitely my turn!
Dan: Jane, you ignorant slut. I know it's ... wait ... Jane ... what are you doing with that frying pan?!?
BONK [really loud thud]
Jane: Dan is out right now, so please leave your name and number.

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