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-=[ Joke Number 3328 ]=-
| [ << ]|| 28 oz. Water Pump || [ >> ] |
| A woman calls an import parts warehouse and asks for a 28- ounce water pump. "A what?" says the confused parts guy. "My husband left a note it says he needs a 28-ounce water pump." |
"A 28-ounce water pump? What kind of car does it fit?" "A Datsun."
As the parts guy writes down "Datsun, 28 oz. water pump" a light in his head goes on. "Oh yes ma'am. We've got 28-ounce water pumps. We have 24-ounce and 26-ounce water pumps too."
"Finally," she says. "You're the first place I've called that knew what I was talking about."
"Yes ma'am. That's because we're a full-service parts warehouse; it's our job to have the parts you need, like a 28-ounce water pump," he says, smiling, as he jots down customer pick-up, Datsun 280Z water pump part number...
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