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-=[ Joke Number 3227 ]=-

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Bridget, age 10, recently started 4th grade.

She came home from school and told her mother she was so embarrassed at school that day.

Her mother asked her what happened.

Bridget explained that each student had to read a sentence to themselves and then do what it said.

The student before her had a sentence that said to go and turn off the light.

The student then turned off the light.

When it was Bridget's turn she walked up to the teacher and smacked her on the head.

The teacher of course was shocked, but asked her to read her sentence again.

Bridget read, "Smack the teacher's head."

It was supposed to be "Shake the teacher's hand!"

"Did you learn anything?" her mother asked.

"Yes," Bridget said, "never read in the dark!"

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