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-=[ Joke Number 3220 ]=-

 [ << ] Things to Worry [ >>
There are only two things to worry about: either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about: either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you die, there are two things to worry about: either you will go to heaven or you will go to Hell. If you go to heaven, then you have nothing to worry about.

But if you go to Hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with all your friends, then you won't have time to worry.

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