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Why did the chicken cross the Road ? Foreign Historic Figures (10):

Marie Antoinette: I told them to eat cake. They had to find it.

Marcus Antonius: The evil that chickens do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones.

Arthur, King of the Britons: What do you mean? African or European chickens?

Lord Baden-Powell: Because as a Chicken Scout, it needed the Road-Crossing Merit Badge.

Lavrenti Beria (ex-head of the KGB):This is a State Secret -- we have informants everywhere.

Julius Caesar: (1) To come, to see, to conquer.
(2) It came, it saw, it crossed.
(3) To get away from the back stabbing in the coup.

Winston Churchill: (1) Never have so few crossed so that so many could stay.
(2) Out of blood sweat and tears.

Christopher Columbus: To prove the world was round.

Damocles: There was a sword hanging over his head.

Thomas deTorquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Mahatma Ghandi: It was an act of non-aggretion.

Joseph Guillotine: So he could get a head-start on the competition.

Hannibal: To avoid the elephants.

Henry the Eighth : To get another bride.

Theodore Hertzl: (1) To return to the promised land.
(2) One day, chicken, you WILL reach the other side. You may not believe it; others may not believe it; but fifty years from now...

Sir Edmund Hillary: We knocked the bugger chicken off. And why? Because it was there.

Hippocrates: Because of an excess of pleghm in its pancreas.

Adolf Hitler: (1) A Jewish conspiracy
(2) It needed Lebensraum.

Vladimir Lenin: It is not the chicken's road. It is the people's road!

Ponce de Leon: He was seaching for the Fountain of Youth.

Rasputin: She did it under my control and orders.

Anastasia Rominoff: To prove her royal heritage

Sappho: (1) Due to the loveliness of the hen on the other side, more fair than all of Hellas' fine armies.
(2)For the touch of your skin, the sweetness of your lips...

Sisyphus: Was it pushing a rock, too?

Joseph Stalin: (1) I don't care. Catch it. Put it in prison. I need its eggs to make my omelet--for the good of the many, of course.
(2) It was clearly a conspiracy. Take all the chickens out and shoot them. At Once!

Ezer Weizman: Grunt [expletive deleted

Theodoric of York, the Medievil Barber: Because of an imbalance of bodily humors caused by an elf or small toad living in the chicken's stomach. What this fowl needs is a good bleeding.

[ Stan Kegel, ]

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