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| You look like a million - every day of it. |
One more wrinkle and you could pass for a prune.
The last time I saw someone like you I had to pay admission.
The day you were born you cried like a baby, so did your parents.
If anyone said hello to you you would be stuck for an answer.
I wouldn't say you were a perfect idiot, no one is perfect.
A thought struck you once: you were in the hospital for a month.
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