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-=[ Joke Number 3133 ]=-

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You look like a million - every day of it.

One more wrinkle and you could pass for a prune.

The last time I saw someone like you I had to pay admission.

The day you were born you cried like a baby, so did your parents.

If anyone said hello to you you would be stuck for an answer.

I wouldn't say you were a perfect idiot, no one is perfect.

A thought struck you once: you were in the hospital for a month.

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