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-=[ Joke Number 297 ]=-

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Why did the chicken cross the Road ?

Yoga Berra: The road's not crossed until its crossed.

Ces Blazey: The chicken and the road can and should have nothing to do with each other regardless of what was signed at Gleneagles. (South Africa and New Zealand sport star)

Marc Ellis: Coz it was sweatin like a rapist. (Auckland Warriors rugby player.)

Marc Ellis' Dad: Marc has authorised me to say he meant no offence to any chickens, rapists, or chickens that have suffered sexual abuse, or rapists that have suffered chicken abuse.

Sean Fitzpatrick: Yeah, full credit to the chicken, it was a road of two halves.(Former captain of the New Zealand All Blacks.)

The Ingham Twins: Arh ... um yeah.... what me? (hoick) chicken road yeah... you know ... giggle. (New Zealand Rugby Stars)

Magic Johnson: It was showtime.

Sandy Koufax: It would not cross the road on Yom Kippur

Vince Lombardi: To cross is not the important thing, it is the only thing.

Richard Lowe: I didn't do anything to the chicken. (All Black rugby player suspended for eye gouging)

Anthony Mason: There were some young chicks over there.

Pat Riley: The chicken crossed the lane in less than 3 seconds, so a "fowl" should not have been called.

Pete Rose: 9 to 5, he doesn't make it.

O. J. Simpson: (1)It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
(2) He didn't. But if he had, it would have been because he loved her very much.
(3) To find the real killer.

Lorell Sprewell: I know I shouldn't have choked him but he had stepped over the line when he crossed the road. What was I supposed to do, ignore it.

C K Stead: Volkner's was approaching when the chicken made it's break for the road. Left right, left right, peck and run. (New Zealand sport star)

Mike Tyson: I dunno, but that ear sure tastes like CHICKEN!

Tiger Woods: To get to the next green.

[ Stan Kegel, ]

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