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-=[ Joke Number 2963 ]=-
| [ << ]|| North vs South || [ >> ] |
| A bus driver is conducting a tour of famous Civil War battle sites. "Here," he points out at one spot, "is where the Southern troops routed a whole regiment of Yankees. Over there, the Rebs wiped out a whole platoon of Yanks. Down about a mile, there's another valley where we captured a thousand Union soldiers." |
A tourist says, "Didn't the North ever win a battle?"
"Yes, ma'am. But not while I'm driving this bus."
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