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-=[ Joke Number 2939 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Setting The Table || [ >> ] |
| Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guests came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something was missing. |
"Susan," she said, "You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smith's place."
"I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susan, "Daddy says ... he always eats like a horse!"
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