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-=[ Joke Number 2935 ]=-
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| A traffic cop recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit on I 75. He pulled her over and came up alongside the driver's window and, taking out his ticket book, asked the woman her name. |
She said, "I'm Mrs. Gladiolas Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Tallahassee."
The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK...I'm goin' to give you a pass, but don't let me catch you speeding again."
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