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-=[ Joke Number 2932 ]=-
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| A hotly contested ball game was in progress in a remote section of a Hawaiian island when a wild boar suddenly bolted from the woods and charged at the terrified villager playing left field. At this precise moment the batter rifled a line drive between third base and shortstop. The ball hit the boar, stopping him in his tracks. |
The boar grabbed the ball, swallowed it, and retreated back into the woods.
The umpire, proving he was master of the game, promptly ruled it an inside-the-pork home run.
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