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-=[ Joke Number 2830 ]=-

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Christmas Greetings to you all!

As usual, I woke intending to spend the day celebrating the birth of that great man who was born on December 25th.

Sir Isaac Newton.

Is it a White Christmas, I wondered? Well, it's a 25/1 shot, but I opened the curtains anyway ... no snow.

On the lawn was some kind of mechanical object, looking like it needed a spot of maintenance.

I left the lawnmower out again ...

... no, it isn't that. So, out to inspect it.

There is some writing on the side, "Beagle 2."

Another near miss. The last course correction didn't quite work out, guys!

[J. Atkinson]

(fun4u note: Newton's birthday in the Julian Calendar)

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